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LLJ  留言于2019-02-06 14:27:44 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.3) |
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春节假期轻松一笑：
1.老头子给儿子买房子，去现场办理分期付款手续登记。
银行业务员说：“先生您是季付，还是月付”。
老头一听火了，说：“我他妈的不是继父，也不是岳父，我是……父亲”！
于是业务员就在申请表格上打钩了……一次付清。
2.医院走廊里一群人在等待尿检，每人手里都端着自己的尿样。
护士叫一个叫王尚举的患者，喊:王尚举！然后所有患者都把手里的尿样举高了一点。
护士又喊道:王尚举！.....然后患者们又把尿样举高了一点......
护士还喊:王尚举！！！
然后所有患者都把尿样高高举起..
这时王尚举意识到护士是在喊自己，便大声答:到！
然后所有的患者都把尿倒头上了。
3. 新来的护士妹妹打点滴技术差，护士长让她给一个熟睡的病人打针，她打了一针，偏了，看病人没醒，悄悄地拔出来重打，结果一针又一针，不知不觉从头打到脚...
就在妹妹香汗淋漓想再找位置打针时，病人一跃而起，咆哮着骂道：你特么真当我睡死了？从头扎到脚！”
妹妹落荒而逃。
第二天上班，被叫到院长室，院长激动地握着护士妹妹手说：“谢谢，太谢谢了，你真TM牛逼，8年的植物人被你扎醒了！
新的一年到了，祝大家开心快乐每一天! |
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B.Z. Zhao 留言于2019-02-03 05:50:31 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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DDD: 昨日的東芝，今天的華為！
卅年前，日本東芝出口精密儀器到俄羅斯.......
美国对东芝集团做出了以下几个懲罰
一：着令日本警视厅逮捕日本东芝机械铸造部长林隆二和机床事业部部长谷村弘明，并处以10年有期徒刑
二：是关闭东芝在美工廠
三：是对打东芝销往美国的产品征收100%的關稅
四是：作为前一条的代替性惩罚措施，五年内禁止东芝对美国出口
五是：向东芝征收巨额1万亿日元巨额罚款，相当于今天的160亿美元
當年.......东芝是日本科技产业的希望，也是日本制造的希望和支柱，在遭遇美国沉重打击后，彻底走向了下坡路。
美国打击东芝当然不是因为其向苏联出售了设备，而是因为其影响了美国的利益
美国认为，以东芝集团为代表的日本半导体产业严重威胁到美国的经济利益，同时日本高端制造业计划威胁到美国，挑战美国的技术霸权。
回顧下30多年前，日本东芝的经历，再看看美国今天的做法，确实有很多相似之处。美国根本不允许其高端制造业遭遇挑战，更不允许技术霸权遭遇挑战，美国希望其他国家都是美国的打工仔，绝对不允许他国成为美国利益的分享者。
为了平息美国的怒火，日本对东芝集团做出了严厉处罚：
一是日本半导体产业将无条件的与美国公司共享技术；
二是东芝斥资1亿日元在全美所有主流报社上整版刊登谢罪广告；
三是由日本半导体协会出资900万美元，发动各种关系在美国国会进行游说，而这场游说也成为历史上代价最大的游说战；
四是东芝集团董事长与总经理双双引咎辞职；
五是由通产省下发行政命令，禁止东芝向14个国家出口任何产品，禁令期限为一年。
美国是日本的主子，日本只能切腹谢罪，从此导致日本东芝渐渐失去了往昔的光环。
美帝已经露出獠牙，丢掉幻想，准备战斗吧！
我们不好战，但也决不能怯战，战场说穿了就是以命相搏，狭路相逢，勇者胜。
居安思危，丛林法则，只有强者才能立于不败！强国先强军，强军方可富国，国富国强，才有民安！
我们必须团结起来，所有人抛弃偏见，共同努力，强大自己，只有这样才能确保平安，确保尊严。
人不犯我，我不犯人，人若犯我，我必犯人。
美国对中国打压越狠，中国的反弹也越强。相信中华民族的崛起是谁也遏制不了的。 |
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BarstowCollege 留言于2019-01-31 08:15:29 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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Hello,
Please review the link below and forward to anyone interested in applying. The current job vacancies with Barstow Community College are:
CLASSIFIED
Secretary - EOPS
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Chemistry Instructor – Tenure Track
Math Instructor – Tenure Track
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Visit https://www.schooljobs.com/careers/barstowcc to apply.
Sincerely,
Human Resources
BarstowCollege
rpalakiko@barstow.edu
760-252-2411 EXT. 7231
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class=green>FDA >留言于2019-01-31 07:08:42 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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Recently Approved Devices
The FDA has recently approved the following devices to be marketed.
Valiant Navion Thoracic Stent Graft System - P100040/S036
The Valiant Navion Thoracic Stent Graft System is an implantable stent graft (a fabric tube supported by a metal framework) intended to repair lesions in the descending thoracic aorta (large artery in the chest) through a small cut in the groin (area between the abdomen and thigh on either side of the body) without the need for a big cut in the chest. Some of these lesions include aneurysms, transections, and dissections.
GORE® Carotid Stent – P180010
The GORE® Carotid Stent is used to re-open narrowed regions of the carotid arteries in the neck which supply blood to the brain. The implant consists of a self-expanding stent mounted on a delivery catheter system. The stent is made of a nickel-titanium alloy (nitinol) tubing, laser-cut into a mesh shape, with an expanded polytetrafluoroethylene (ePTFE) lattice attached to its outer surface. The delivery catheter is a long, thin, tube-like device used to deliver the stent into the artery.
INCRAFT® AAA Stent Graft System - P150002
The INCRAFT® AAA Stent Graft System is a multi-component system that consists of permanent implantable flexible fabric tubes each supported by a metal framework (stent graft), and a long thin tube used to place the stent graft (delivery catheter). The device is used to repair a weakened and bulging section (aneurysm) of the aorta (largest artery in the abdomen) below the renal arteries (infrarenal abdominal aorta).
VASCADE® MVP Venous Vascular Closure System (VVCS) - P120016/S024
The VASCADE MVP VVCS is a system designed to close puncture sites in large vessels in the leg (femoral vein) following catheterization procedures. Catheterization procedures are commonly used to observe a disease or treat a disease/condition in blood vessels or in the heart. The system is comprised of a collagen patch and a long thin tube used to place the patch (delivery catheter).
Pipeline Flex Embolization Device - P100018/S015
The Pipeline Flex Embolization Device is a permanent mesh cylinder (stent) braided from platinum and tungsten and cobalt-chromium-nickel alloy wires intended for the treatment of brain aneurysms that bulge or balloon out the sides of the blood vessel (wide-neck and fusiform). The Pipeline Flex also includes a guidewire-based delivery system used to place the implant inside the patient.
Resolute Onyx Zotarolimus Eluting Coronary Stent System - P160043/S012
The Resolute Onyx Zotarolimus Eluting Coronary Stent System is a drug-coated device that contains two components: the stent and the catheter delivery system with a balloon that will inflate to deploy the stent. The stent is placed into a blood vessel (coronary artery) supplying blood to the heart and helps to keep the coronary artery open. The current approval expands the indications for use to include treatment of a blocked coronary artery (chronic total occlusion).
LIFEPAK® CR2 Defibrillator - P170018
Physio-Control''''s LIFEPAK® CR2 Defibrillator (including the QUICK-STEP Pacing/ECG Defibrillation Electrodes, the LIFEPAK CR2 Lithium Battery, and cprCOACH Feedback™ Technology) is a portable, battery operated, public access automatic external defibrillator (AED). The defibrillator is used to treat people experiencing sudden cardiac arrest (SCA) a medical condition in which the heart suddently and… |
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BZS 留言于2019-01-31 01:45:34 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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孟晚舟被起诉对华为是件好事
美国政府正式起诉孟晚舟，这对于华为其实是件好事，孟晚舟不必逃避，来美国面对诉讼，把加拿大庭外交保的保费收回来，再交给美国法庭，换个地方交保，接着过无所事事的日子，按美国的制度，在定罪之前，孟晚舟是个良民。
美国的大公司应付各种诉讼是一种常态，来自顾客的，路人的，竞争对手的，地方政府或联邦政府的，这是美国商业环境的一部分，晚了几天交份文件可能会被起诉，什么地方写错了几个数字也可能会被起诉，这基本和吃饭喝水一样正常。中国公司要在美国成功，必然要学会用平静去面对诉讼，而不是把诉讼当作灾难。被诉讼并不是世界末日，也不必然会输，在很大一部分的政府诉讼案中，输的是政府，还有一大部分庭外调解，然后才是输，即使输也是一条漫长的路。
面临诉讼，最重要的是找最好的律师。就孟的案子而言，需要一个律师团，有知识产权的，有金融诈骗的。律师们的责任不是判断是非，而是为客户提供服务。面临知名度如此的巨案，他们很难不热血沸腾，不想一展舌尖口利之风采，把检察官打的落花流水。这不仅意味着巨大的声望，也意味着以后代表中国公司对抗美国政府巨大的商业机会。
要把孟定罪不是件容易的事情，证据的是否有效，有没有说服力，证人是否会改口，孟本人是非对被起诉的行为负直接责任，有没有替罪羊，有没有其它相关部门和公司参与并主导，例如总装备部部长或是北方工业公司，他们已经被制裁了，多条罪名也没事，是否中国政府要求华为支持伊朗和北朝鲜的电信网络。
即使被定罪了，还有可以一级一级上诉，在漫长的上诉过程中，中国不乏抓了几个美国公司高级副总裁的机会，玩法就变了。
孟晚舟是诉讼的主体，在该案结案之前，会给华为留下很多的缓冲时间。在给孟晚舟定罪之前，不大可能对华为发起类似于中兴电子和晋华科技级别的制裁。起诉孟晚舟是为了找到打击华为的突破口，如果能让这个过程变得十分漫长，对华为是一件好事。相反如果孟晚舟回国，美国商务部宣布对华为的制裁，那会非常的麻烦。
至少在可以预见的未来，华为面临的不会是飓风，可以把问题丢给律师，检查官去和陪审团去处理。这象是虽然置身于暴风眼之中，却有了平静。 |
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Iceland 留言于2019-01-30 14:45:57 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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昨天，美国三部一局召开联合新闻发布会，引渡、起诉、法院传票同时下达，这在美国司法史上实属罕见，这在中美关系史上也是前所未有。至于是什么原因走到了今天这个地步暂且不提，就刘鹤访美下飞机前演了这场大戏而言就足以证明；“经贸谈判“就是一场大戏，真应了红楼梦里的那句“你方唱罢我登场” 。去年底今年初，中美之间发生了很多事件，全部事件沙盘推演回放可以看出；美国的每一步棋都是精准到位，误差甚小，前一个原因与后一个结果紧密伴随，滴水不漏地把谈判对手一步步带进沟里。不能不承认，美国了解中国比中国了解美国更深透，美国对中国的灵魂深处摸得透彻见底。反观中国，没有一个黄头毛蓝眼睛的人是中国高层智囊团的成员，也就是说；华人在美国的“汉奸”成堆成山，帮着出“馊主意“的门庭若市。恰恰相反，帮着北京出主意的就只有一个“中国人民的老朋友基辛格“，而且他老人家还在关键时刻撩挑子，并且阴阳怪气地说出了“中美关系再也回不到从前了”，阁下一句狠话后扬长而去。更令人悲痛欲绝的是；加拿大老夫麦家廉还没给中国出昏招，只是说了一句心里话就立马被拉出去给“毙了”。可见这个世界多么如此之叫人伤心💔绝情，不公平的棋局如同夜空凡星，不明事理的行为如同豪赌狂欢。劝告一小部分美国人：美国不是你的，美国是美国人民的！劝告川普：不要在国际社会撒野放粗！中美关系不能由华尔街利益集团说了算！两国人民的利益高于华尔街的利益￥！ |
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Pacific Northwest Cultural Exchange Council 留言于2019-01-29 07:49:55 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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Pacific NW Cultural Exchange Council & Bayshore Symphony Orchestra
2019 Spring Concert
Skagit Valley College Student Choir
Conductor Chip Bergeron
February 23, 2019@ 7:30 pm
St. Paul’s Episcopal Church
415 S. 18th St., Mount Vernon
February 24, 2019 @ 3:00 pm
Central Lutheran Church
925 N. Forest St., Bellingham
First Half 上半场
– Mozart
•Marriage of Figaro Overture
– Carl Maria von Weber (orch. by Berlioz)
•Invitation to the Dance from der Freischutz
– Dukas
•The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
– Bach
•Brandenburg Concerto #1
Second Half 下半场
– Austin Huang
•“My Motherland” for Soprano, Choir and Orchestra
花腔女高音与合唱《祖国，我亲亲的母亲》- Pei Wang 王佩
•“Qinyuanchun Snow” for Tenor, Choir & Orchestra
男高音与合唱《沁园春-雪》- Frank Li 李越
•”Joy & Prosper“ Overture for tenor and soprano with Choir
序曲《龙腾虎跃》- 交响二人转 - Yi Qu & John Zhang 曲艺和张学滨
•“Huamei” Suona Solo (re-arr. by Austin Huang)
唢呐与乐队《画媚》- Zhongxi Wu 吴忠喜
Pacific Northwest Cultural Exchange Council
10129 Main St 201, Bellevue, Washington 98004
info@pnwcec.org |
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UCLA Center for Chinese Studies 留言于2019-01-29 07:36:51 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2019 No.2) |
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The Story of the Stone and the visual culture of the Manchu Court
4:00 PM - 5:30 PM, Thursday, January 31, 2019
Bunche Hall 10383, UCLA
Talk by Wei Shang, Columbia University
This talk addresses The Story of the Stone (otherwise known as Dream of the Red Chamber, Honglou meng 紅樓夢), authored by Cao Xueqin (ca. 1715--ca. 1763). In this talk, Shang will focus on the novel’s explicit and implicit references to paintings, including an illusionistic painting and an ambitious project undertaken by Xichun to capture a panorama of the garden in one gigantic painting. More specifically, he emphasizes the impulse of the novel to incorporate into its narrative the popular motifs of the contemporaneous paintings, including the paintings executed by the Jesuit painters employed by the imperial court. Reading the novel from this perspective highlights issues of enormous importance for the comprehension of the cultural dynamics of the time that in return participate in shaping the novel itself: the dialectics of reality and illusion, the mutual fertilization of media and technology, and the constant negotiations between the written and graphic media and between the Chinese and European cultures.
A Front-Row Seat: Perspectives of an American Academic in Beijing
11:30 AM - 1:00 PM, Friday, February 01, 2019
Entrepreneurs Hall, UCLA Anderson School Room C315
China and Beyond Forum with Michael Powers
RSVP: china@international.ucla.edu
Michael R. Powers is the Zurich Insurance Group Professor of Finance at Tsinghua University’s School of Economics and Management, and holds a joint appointment as Professor of Economics and Business at Tsinghua’s Schwarzman College. Prof. Powers will talk about his experience as a guest business/economics commentator for China Radio International. In addition to giving his thoughts on the current "trade war," he will offer some broader perspectives on China's emergence as a world power, and the U.S. reaction.
Imperial Chinese Literature and Culture Workshop
9:00 AM - 5:00 PM, Saturday, February 02, 2019
Bunche Hall 10383, UCLA-NTNU Taiwan Studies Initiative Conference
RSVP: china@international.ucla.edu
*Limited to only faculty and students
The UCLA Center for Chinese Studies will be hosting one-day workshop on imperial Chinese literature and culture on Saturday, February 2, 2019. The workshop will feature presentations by graduate students engaged in a variety of projects on imperial Chinese literature and culture. The students selected for participation in the workshop will present their works-in-progress, which will receive comments by three guest scholars and workshop participants. We have invited three eminent scholars to comment on papers in the workshop: Maram Epstein, who is engaged in research on Ming-Qing novels, gender, and most recently ritual, the body, and representation of self; Martin W. Huang, a specialist in the cultural and literary histories of late imperial China, gender, and memory; and Wei Shang, known for his pioneering work in the fields of pre-modern Chinese literature, print culture, and intellectual history. Every presentation will be 10 minutes. Presentations will be followed by 30 minutes of commentary and 20 minutes of general discussion.
UCLA Center for Chinese Studies
11381 Bunche Hall, Los Angeles, CA 90095
Tel: (310) 825-8683 Fax: (310) 206-3555
china@international.ucla.edu |
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