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![新时代大陆女人的“新三从四德”](data:image/jpeg;base64,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中国人的试探
你说中国男人不出轨,你弄个美女试试。
你说猫不吃腥,你弄条鱼试试。
你说岳父岳母对你好,你欺负他闺女试试。
你说公公婆婆对你好,你给他提钱试试。
你说老板看重你,你讲条件试试。
你说你有土豪亲戚,你借钱试试。
你说你有情人,等你有病了试试
当今中国这社会,可千万不要去试探别人,试探了,你就知道什么叫全剧终了!
倒霉鬼
老王头躺在病床上奄奄一息,床边坐着与他结婚60年的发妻。
老王头说:“阿兰,我一直在寻思,房子失火时,你在我身边;
车子抛锚时,你伴随在我身边;
生意萧条,血本无归时,在我身边的,还是你。
现在,我在病床上,只有你在陪伴我。”
“可不是吗?”阿兰说。
老王头说“阿兰,我跟你说实话,你一向是个倒霉鬼!”
相亲与许愿
“你好,我是王阿姨介绍的。”
“你好,说一下你的要求吧?”
“我希望我的另一半,身高180以上,月薪过万,有房有车,永远爱我,不能背叛我!”
“你要是来相亲的,咱们就好好谈谈,你要是来许愿的,还是早点洗洗睡吧,梦里啥都有!”
相亲中男女对话
女:你有房吗?
男:有。
女:你有车吗?
男:有。
女:你有存款吗?
男:有。
女:那挺好!
男:还行吧!
女:留个手机吧,咱们联系联系。
男:咱什多有,就是没手机。
现代中国女人的新三从四德
不敢面对
一男要和女友分手。
女友歇斯底里的吼道:“你这个忘恩负义的东西,我对你那么好,你冷了我给你送衣服,你饿了我给你弄吃的,你就算再晚回来,我都要等你上床睡觉后才敢去洗漱休息!”
男人一听忍不住了,说道:“那是因为你不敢素颜面对我!”
思想工作
一日,有一个小伙子陪姑娘路过珠宝店,看中了一款翡翠项链。
小伙问她:喜欢吗?
她说:喜欢!
小伙说:喜欢就多看一会吧!
他俩就从白天一直看到了晚上。
姑娘突然问他:为什么我喜欢,你却不给我买呢?
他回答:愿意为你花钱的人,不一定是爱你的,而愿意花时间陪你的,才是爱你的人!
姑娘含着眼泪点了点头说:我就喜欢你这种穷得没钱、会吹、会骗,还会做思想工作的人!
![新时代大陆女人的“新三从四德”](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaMrVvQ50eb76a51zwvue7Tic26x7iz-k2UQ&usqp=CAU)
新时代大陆女人的三从四德
三从,从不温柔,从不体贴,从不讲理。
四得,说不得,打不得,骂不得,惹不得。