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莞尔一笑  留言于2010-11-16 09:07:21
评论:最新研究指出:结婚时间越长夫妻越陌生 婚后两年了解最深
老公一夜未归各地老婆反应一览表”:
老公在外面一夜未归,情况不明,作为老婆,大多都是一夜未眠,但该如何处置这事呢?有网友通过分析全国各地女性的性格,杜撰出各地女人对此的应对措施(纯属恶搞)。对此,有些网友笑,也有网友跳,质疑其科学性。  
  1. 老婆一夜未睡。 第二天来到一家私人侦探社,甩下2000元,委托私家侦探收集花心丈夫出轨的所有证据。过了一周,老公收到一张法院的传票,老婆起诉要离婚。最后丈夫被判过错方,房子、家产尽归老婆。
  这是个北京老婆。
  2. 老婆一夜未睡。第二天,老婆上午到美发店做个离子烫,下午做了个面膜,顺便到情趣商店买套性感内衣。晚上在家准备一个烛光晚餐,一共花费四百元。老公晚上回到家后,看到美丽性感的老婆,惊讶得嘴里可以放下一个鸡蛋,深悔自己有眼无珠,并发誓一辈子不会让老婆离开自己。
  一周后,老婆写了一篇题为《我怎样留住了我的花心老公?》的文章,并在杂志上发表,还得了五百元稿费。
  这是个上海老婆。
  3. 老婆一夜没睡。第二天,老婆打扮得花枝招展,给初恋情人打了一个电话:喂,还记得我吗?我很寂寞,我今天晚上有空……于是老公在外面继续潇洒,老婆在家里私会情人,井水不犯河水,相安无事。
  这是个广东老婆。
  4. 老婆一夜未睡。第二天一起床,老婆把屋里收拾得干干净净,把丈夫的换洗衣服叠得整整齐齐,留了一张纸条,告诉丈夫按时吃药。于是回娘家了。后来老公良心发现,到岳母家负荆请罪,请回了老婆,并发誓好好过日子。
  这是个四川老婆。
  5. 老婆一夜没睡。第二天,老婆把家里的两把菜刀磨得雪亮,左右各掖一把,决定和丈夫摊牌。心里说:哼哼,我跟你不是鱼死就是网破。后来老公乖乖和老婆回到家里。
  这是个湖南老婆。
  6. 老婆一夜没睡。第二天一起床,老婆摞起袖子下厨房。平时一顿可以吃二两汤面加一个烧饼,今天做一斤汤面外加十个烧饼,并且一顿就消灭掉。吃完以后,老婆摸着圆滚滚的肚皮,倒在床上放声大哭:这今后的日子可怎么过啊?依尔呦......老公并没有因为外遇离婚,可是半年后提出离婚,理由是老婆太胖……
  这是个山西老婆。
  7. 老婆一夜没睡。第二天,老婆哭着回到娘家,把这件事原原本本地告诉了自己的弟弟。弟弟喊上姑姑家的大哥、舅舅家的老弟。一人手里提着条木棍,在丈夫回家的路上等候.....后来鼻青脸肿的老公到法院提出离婚。经调解无效,法院判双方离婚,财产一人一半,并判老婆负担老公被打的医药费。
  这是个东北老婆。
  8. 老婆一夜未睡。第二天一起床,跑到丈夫单位大哭小叫,当众把丈夫和他那位年轻漂亮的“狐狸精”同事的丑事揭露出来,单位答应一定给予处分。后来老公和她离婚了,离婚后一周就又和那位年轻妹妹结了婚。
  这是个山东老婆。
  9. 老婆一夜没睡。第二天,早早地起来赶回了娘家并留字条,保重二字。等待老公的是再掏20万,要不就离婚……
  这是个河北老婆。

ygli  留言于2010-11-16 08:36:15
评论:“2010年中国优秀自费留学生奖学金”开始报名(10/31截止)
Thanks much for your coordination.

Look forward to seeing you all on 11/21.

Yong Li
lsulili  留言于2010-11-16 08:11:32
评论:《即时通讯》周电—2010年第34期(10/26-11/7)
Thank you very much.

Li
Xu Andrew  留言于2010-11-16 08:03:17
评论:吸引美國學生赴雲南留學 雲南教育展暨中美教育論壇在洛舉行
I was glad to attended Yunnan Education Expo. Thank you so much.

Please find the photos I taken. Sorry to send you the photos so late because I came back from US last week and I didn''''t bring my camera cable with me during this trip.

Your website has tones of information. CPAC will have meeting next week and I will propose to strengthening relationship with your organization.

Keep in touch.

Xu Andrew
苏志贤  留言于2010-11-16 07:59:50
评论:《即时通讯》周电—2010年第34期(10/26-11/7)
感谢您支持我们的工作。
我们网站相关的内容:http://www.coir.org.cn/BASTOBSP/rmitFront.do?act=pagedetail&rmitinnu=00003494&rmctcuno=1。

此至 敬礼!

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Wu  留言于2010-11-16 07:52:54
评论:Scholars-Net热情邀请您参加第二届青年精英单身节联谊聚餐约会(报名截止11/11)
Jeff will burn a cd for all the photos, cuz the size of the photos is too big.
Hou  留言于2010-11-16 07:50:32
评论:《即时通讯》周电—2010年第34期(10/26-11/7)
Thanks a lot.

Tom
INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE - SOCIAL SCIENCES  留言于2010-11-16 05:29:07
评论:UCLA Center for Chinese Studies - October‏ Events & Activities
Dear Colleague,

On behalf of the International Advisory Board, I would like to inform you of the:

SIXTH INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE ON INTERDISCIPLINARY SOCIAL SCIENCES
The University of New Orleans, USA
11-13 July 2011
http://www.SocialSciencesConference.com

This year Social Sciences Conference will take place in New Orleans, USA at the University of New Orleans. The University of New Orleans is located on Lake Ponchatrain in New Orleans, Louisiana. Site of social and environmental crises in recent years, and at the heart of the biggest urban renewal in American history, UNO and New Orleans offer the perfect backdrop to examine critical dilemmas addressed in the the Social Sciences.

The conference will address interdisciplinary practices across the social sciences, and between the social sciences and the natural sciences, applied sciences and the professions. It will work in a multidisciplinary way, across diverse fields and taking varied perspectives in order to address the fundamentals of the social sciences.

As well as impressive line-up of international plenary speakers, the conference will include numerous paper, workshop and colloquium presentations by practitioners, teachers and researchers. We would particularly like to invite you to respond to the conference call-for-papers. Presenters may choose to submit written papers for publication in the fully refereed International Journal of Interdisciplinary Social Sciences. If you are unable to attend the conference in person, virtual registrations are also available which allow you to submit a paper for refereeing and possible publication, as well as access to the Journal.

Whether you are a virtual or in-person presenter at this conference, we also encourage you to present on the conference YouTube Channel. Please select the Online Sessions link on the conference website for further details. We also invite you to join us on http://www.facebook.com/pages/Interdisciplinary-Social-Sciences/119974518029690 and Twitter http://twitter.com/thesocsciences

The deadline for the next round in the call for papers (a title and short abstract) is 2 December 2010. Future deadlines will be announced on the conference website after this date. Proposals are reviewed within two weeks of submission. Full details of the conference, including an online proposal submission form, may be found at the conference website - http://www.SocialSciencesConference.com/.

We look forward to receiving your proposal and hope you will be able to join us in New Orleans in July 2011.

jiaqian  留言于2010-11-15 13:05:00
评论:Scholars-Net热情邀请您参加第二届青年精英单身节联谊聚餐约会(报名截止11/11)
这次举办的活动很成功,很多参加者反映安排的游戏很好,更有互动性。世界日报的maggie ma也对这次活动进行报道。
点击下面的链接有全部的照片。
https://cid-dac0a84623752670.photos.live.com/play.aspx/photo?Bsrc=Photomail&Bpub=SDX.Photos

http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/sredir?uname=jefflionly&target=ALBUM&id=5539610096084694257&authkey=Gv1sRgCKK00eX6jL3o0wE&feat=email
Li Li  留言于2010-11-15 02:47:10
评论:《即时通讯》周电—2010年第34期(10/26-11/7)
我和上海体院的朱东老师有一个合作科研项目。是用问卷的方式调查一下,练太极拳是否会导致膝关节痛。

我们上次在AAHPERD给大家汇报过在中国调查的结果。这篇文章已被中国运动医学杂志录用,近期内会发表.

我们做了一份英文的问卷.想在讲英语的社区中作进一步的调查.不知是否可以请您帮我们宣传一下?如果您能将我们问卷的网址发给大家,并请大家找有关人士帮助填写,我们将不胜感谢.

调查目的:太极拳练习和膝关节痛的关系;
调查人群:以健身为目的练太极拳的人,不分男女老幼, 以非华人为主;
调查手段:网上问卷, 网址:http://www.diaochapai.com/survey304783
希望大家帮忙在非华人的太极拳练习人群中宣传.

Dr. Li Li (Louisiana State University), in collaboration with Dr. Dong Zhu (Shanghai University of Sports), is surveying among Tai Chi practitioners worldwide. They are trying to determine what is the relationship between Tai Chi practice and knee joint pain. Here is the web address (http://www.diaochapai.com/survey304783) for the survey. The survey should take you less than 30 minutes. Your help is highly appreciated.

多谢大家帮忙,

李立 Li Li, Ph.D.
Jo Ellen Levy Yates Professor
Department of Kinesiology
Louisiana State University
112 Long Field House
Baton Rouge, LA 70803
225-578-9146 (phone)
225-578-3680 (Fax)
lli3@lsu.edu
PN.LSU.EDU
http://pntalk.blogspot.com
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