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BRUCE S.  留言于2018-02-21 16:40:34 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2018 No.4) |
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年初三的一个段子比春晚强
Subject: 四大名著
四大名著，各执一端，各逞风采。
三国是正史，
水浒是野史，
红楼是家史，
西游是妖史。
（涤按： 无论何种历史都是故事传奇，否则没人感兴趣。）
三国写官，
水浒写盗，
红楼写人，
西游写怪 。
（涤按：官、盗、怪莫不是人。 ）
三国玩的是心计，
水浒玩的是义气，
红楼玩的是感情，
西游玩的是神奇 。
（涤按：无外乎常人的超常规表演。 ）
西游：猴哥救我；
红楼：妹妹救我；
水浒：哥哥救我；
三国：军师救我 。
（涤按：我、我、我！ ）
三国写了一次变革，
水浒写了一次冲动，
红楼写了一场恋爱，
西游写了一次旅游 。
（涤按：皆为意淫。 ）
三国写了一个大时代，
水浒写了一帮大英雄，
红楼写了一个大家族，
西游写了一伙大妖怪。
（涤按：大小由人，恨爱由己。 ）
三国斗智斗勇，
红楼怀金悼玉，
水浒官逼民反，
西游光怪陆离 。
（涤按：潜意识或明意识的追求。 ）
红楼：大部分是女人，
水浒：大部分是男人，
西游：大部分不是人
三国：大部分全是人。
（涤按：干脆点，全是人。 ）
红楼：丫头脸皮厚，
水浒：朝廷脸皮厚，
三国：军师脸皮厚
西游：神仙脸皮厚 。
（涤按：厚皮厚道不是一回事。 ）
红楼：亲戚靠不住，
西游：神仙靠不住，
三国：战友靠不住。
水浒：老大靠不住 。
（涤按：你自己就靠得住么？）
西游：酒要偷着来喝，
红楼：酒要美女陪喝，
水浒：酒要大碗来喝，
三国：酒要煮熟了喝 。
（涤按：新酒老酒瓶最关键，美酒劣酒喝最紧要。 ）
西游：俺们天上有人，
红楼：俺们朝廷有人，
水浒：俺们道上有人，
三国：俺们有的是人。
（涤按：哪怕网上也得有人。 ）
红楼：贾不贾，白玉为堂金做马，
西游：耍不耍，唐僧骑着大白马，
三国：打不打，五虎关张赵黄马，
水浒：傻不傻，好汉枉做朝庭马。
（涤按：Something or Nothing, that’s the question。 ）
西游：浪子回头，师父指引到西方实习，
红楼：孤女梦断豪门，哥哥为你泪撒红尘，
三国：从贫贱到富强，三兄弟的旷世畸恋。
水浒：何去何从，3个弱女，105个虎狼壮汉。
（涤按：西方人会想歪了，3个女人如何被105条汉子分享。 ）
西游：
出身不好，想成佛是有难度的，
红楼：
出身不好，想嫁人是有难度的，
水浒：
出身不好，想当官是有难度的，
三国：
出身不好，想创业是有难度的。
（涤按：死难生更难，不死不活倒是常态。 ）
三国侧重在国：
治国，兴国，安国，丧国。
水浒侧重在气：
勇气，义气，豪气，霸气。
红楼侧重在情：
亲情，爱情，官情，民情。
西游侧重在趣：
情趣，游趣，野趣，妖趣。
（涤按：三国结帮谋国，水浒丐帮痞气，红楼有情无义，无趣才最糟糕。 ）
以下补充：
三国：杀人，
水浒：坑人，
红楼：爱人，
西游：吃人。
（涤按：除了人还是人。 ）
三国：军阀打架，
水浒：好汉打架，
红楼：亲戚打架，
西游：神仙打架。
（涤按：不打架不得活。 ）
三国：学的是韬略，
水浒：学的是造反，
红楼：学的是叛逆，
西游：学的是皈依。
（涤按：学的是不做凡人。 ）
三国：先分后合，
水浒：先合后分，
红楼：有合有分，
西游：难合难分。
（涤按：分分合合纷纷。 ）
三国：为的是当皇帝，
水浒：为的是当大官，
红楼：为的是当情人，
西游：为的是当神仙。
（涤按：为的是当想象中人。 ）
三国：与人斗，其乐无穷，
水浒：与官斗，其乐无穷，
西游：与妖斗，其乐无穷，
红楼：窝里斗，其乐无穷。
（涤按：编造有趣的故事乐无穷。 ）
我的亲们，你们看懂了四大名著么？
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UCLA Center for Chinese Studies 留言于2018-02-21 07:12:20 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2018 No.4) |
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The Inscribed Studio Photo as “I-Portrait”: Photographing a New Self in Early Twentieth-Century China
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
2:30 PM - 4:00 PM
Bunche Hall 10383
Talk by Wu Hung, University of Chicago
This talk studies photographs that subtly disrupt the classification of portraits and self-portraits. These are studio portraits that bear the sitters’ inscriptions. Using a group of images related to the “queue-cutting” movement in early 20th-century China as examples, Wu Hung suggests that when an inscription is imbued with a distinct “I” voice and expresses the sitter’s personal feeling, experience, and aspiration, it transforms the anonymous portrait into a “self-image.” This case study further leads us to contemplate on photography’s role in facilitating such transformation.
Wu Hung is Harrie A. Vanderstappen Distinguished Service Professor in Chinese Art History at the Departments of Art History and East Asian Languages and Civilizations, the University of Chicago. An elected member of American Academy of Arts and Sciences, he has published widely on both traditional and contemporary Chinese art. His recent publications include The Art of Yellow Springs: Understanding Chinese Tombs (2010), A Story of Ruins: Presence and Absence in Chinese Art and Visual Culture (2012), Contemporary Chinese Art: A History (2014), and Zooming In: Histories of Photography in China (2016).
UCLA Center for Chinese Studies
11381 Bunche Hall, Los Angeles, CA 90095
Campus Mail Code: 148703
Tel: (310) 825-8683
Fax: (310) 206-3555
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California Community Colleges Technology Center 留言于2018-02-21 07:08:22 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2018 No.4) |
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Dear Colleagues:
We are all aware of the many initiative/performance metrics at play in the California Community Colleges (CCC). Understanding, tracking, responding to, and reporting these various metrics have been difficult at best. In response to the metrics-related concerns expressed by our CCC colleagues, Chancellor Eloy Ortiz Oakley has initiated an effort to integrate, simplify and align these various metrics. The initiative, led by Visiting Vice Chancellor Omid Pourzanjani, will be conducted through a series of meetings with a representative advisory group to ensure that ample input from the colleges will guide the preparation and recommendation of a simplified set of metrics to the Chancellor’s Office.
The fundamental approach for this work is outlined below:
1. The focus will be strictly on students and their educational journeys from recruitment to completion, not on functional divisions, grants, funding sources, etc.
2. The outcome will be a simplified set of metrics drillable for details. This set of metrics will displace all other student-specific metrics (except for federal metrics such as Perkins).
3. Equity will not be viewed as a separate activity; instead it will be observed across all metrics. Therefore each metric will be drillable by gender, age, ethnicity, first-gen, SES, etc.
4. Metrics will be broken into three categories: access (input), practices (process), and student outcomes (output). Alignment with Guided Pathways and Completion by Design frameworks will also be considered.
5. Number of recommended metrics will be limited to ensure that we focus only on critical measures.
6. Each metric will be closely reviewed to ensure it is valid, viable, drillable, measurable, and critical.
7. An implementation/transition plan will be created for when each metric in the set can be put into production and which ones need legislative work. Extensive analysis and modeling of data will be performed before the presentation of the implementation/transition plan.
Schedule Of Activities
A tentative schedule for the activities is outlined below:
• February 26 at 10:00 a.m. – First statewide webinar
• March 12 – Second meeting with the statewide working group
• March 26 at 10:00 a.m. – Second statewide webinar
• April 23 – Final meeting with the statewide working group
• April 30 at 10:00 a.m. – Third statewide webinar
• April 30 – Final report delivered to the Chancellor’s Cabinet
A whitepaper will be prepared before each working group meeting to provide background on critical issues to the participants. It will include such information as an inventory of existing and legislated metrics, syntheses of national efforts to create statewide community college metrics, and guidelines for developing a set of recommended metrics. The first whitepaper has been published and shared publicly along with related information.
Webinar Participation Info
To attend any of the three statewide webinars, please use the following participant information. The same information is valid for all three webinar dates:
Meeting Title: Metric Simplification Initiative
Time: 10 a.m. - 11 a.m.
Join from PC, Mac, iOS or Android: http://cccconfer.org/GoToMeeting?SeriesID=508710b4-64ea-4985-8eb4-2f8ee0ce0bd4
Or join by phone: 1-913-312-3202*, Participant Passcode: 781826
California Community Colleges Chancellor''''s Office
1102 Q Street, Sacramento, CA 95811
949-233-2661 Cell
opourzanjani@cccco.edu |
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CESASC 留言于2018-02-21 06:47:13 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2018 No.4) |
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Dear CESASC Members and Friends,
Happy Year of Dog!
You are cordially invited to 中華科工學會 CESASC’s 56th Annual Convention. Thank you for your support!
Venue: Pacific Palms Resort
Address: 1 Industry Hills Pkwy, City of Industry, CA 91744
Date: Saturday, April 14, 2018
Time: Daytime Program 11:00am-5:00pm; Evening Gala 5:30pm-9:00pm
Parking: Free
Registration Website: cesasc.org
Attached please see the flyer. For more information and registration, please go to cesasc.org. Thanks!
Looking forward to meeting with you!
CESASC
626-203-6680
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YQ 留言于2018-02-19 12:36:59 |
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评论：乡愁：舌尖上的肥肠 |
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从前的年，
过的是新鲜。
物质匮乏的年代，
只有过年最值得企盼。
父亲踩着雪赶集，
背回平日难见的物件，
装着半斤水果糖和两盒甜糕点；
还有鲜艳喜庆的年画，
秦琼和敬德怒睁圆眼；
一只粗糙的塑料花，
插在舍不得扔掉的酒瓶里，
能点亮贫寒之家的一整年。
全家人好容易去照相馆照张相，
紧张得表情好像都不是那么自然。
从前的年，
过的就是嘴馋，
小孩子一天往厨房跑好几遍，
总想偷吃点白馍和肉干。
小年过后杀猪宰鸡，
放仓房里用雪埋上防止风干。
妈妈蒸花卷，做麻花，炸果子，
我们围着灶台不停地转，
哈喇子差点流到盘子里，
尝一点儿后还想再尝一遍，
心想着啥时能敞开肚皮，
把这些好吃的全吃完。
从前的年，
过的是仪式感，
自己动手的喜悦冲洗了贫寒的难堪。
念过私塾的大爷会写毛笔字，
全村的乡亲排起长队要写春联。
手巧的大娘能剪出不重样的窗花，
吉祥的图案剪出朴素的心愿。
我们开心地跟在大人后贴对联，
猪圈鸡圈旁贴“六畜兴旺”，
米缸面缸旁贴“五谷丰登”，
压水井旁贴“川流不息”，
就连门口的老榆树上，
也贴张“出门见喜”“恭贺新年”。
人与人之间很是亲热，
一件喜事能在乡邻里传个遍。
从前的年，
过的是企盼，
有钱的人家才放整挂的炮鞭。
三十的饺子实在是香，
但我们来不及细品，狼吞虎咽，
那时候电视还不那么普遍，
而且多半是黑白画面，
没有暖气我们也能熬到十一二点。
噼噼啪啪的鞭炮声在深夜点燃，
小伙伴打着灯笼映红小脸，
捡没响的散炮用口袋装满，
我们才恋恋不舍地把家还。
从前的年，
过得很温暖，
一件花衣裳就能臭美整个新年。
除夕晚上睡觉前，
拿出妈妈做的花衣裳在身上试半天，
睡觉前不忘叠得整整齐齐放在枕边，
心想着穿上这身行头去拜年，
会不会比往年多得几块压岁钱。
从前的年，
过得很缓慢，
走一家亲戚要花上一整天。
父亲那辆二八车把上，
一边挂着浸透油纸的甜果子，
一边挂着没有添加剂的江米条，
我们坐在大梁或后座上，
说说笑笑就到了山那边。
五块的压岁钱在那时算是巨款，
握在手中感觉自己像个老板。
和兄妹疯玩，不小心弄掉一块钱，
深夜里想起这事儿，
总会忍不住难过好几天。
从前的年，
过的是团圆，
走亲戚从初二走到十五，
一出动就是一大家子也没人烦，
乡邻间不像今天这般冰寒。
那时候没有手机，
更没有电话短信拜年。
吃饭时有说有笑地吃饭，
见面时诚诚恳恳地拜年，
烛光下老友能说很久的话，
雪地里离别的亲人舍不得再见。
没有电子设备和高科技的年代，
专注的心和真切的情，
布满记忆中春节的每一天。
从前的年
清贫如洗却不孤单。
从前的父母，
身体健康劲儿使不完。
从前的故乡，
河水清澈牛马撒欢。
从前的春节，
没有春运年味不淡。
从前的我们，
心里善良又简单。
回不去的，
是从前的年，
吃不够的，
是故乡的饭。
忘不掉的，
是曾经的人。
找不回的，
是纯真的心。
我们终将走过从前，
我们总要迎来明天。
如今的年味为什么这么淡？
因为年味伴进了
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cesasc.org 留言于2018-02-18 06:57:44 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network（2018 No.3） |
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Dear CESASC Members, Friends and Students,
The 2018 CESASC Scholarship application has been extended to Feb. 28, 2018.
CESASC is one of the largest and the most established Chinese-American professional organizations in Southern California. Founded in 1962, CESASC has been dedicated to promote interests, aspirations, and professional excellence of Chinese-American engineers and scientists. CESASC provides career and educational advancement opportunities, technical exchange, fellowship and community service. In particular, CESASC offers annual scholarships to encourage young students to develop their interests and pursue their careers in the fields of science, engineering, and technology.
All scholarship recipients will be invited to the CESASC Annual Convention and network with professionals in the fields. Graduate student recipients may also be invited to present their research work at the CESASC Annual Convention. Each scholarship recipient will be paired up with a mentor who is a CESASC member.
In the past eight years, CESASC gave away more than $70,000 in scholarships awarded to more than eighty excellent students. The 2018 Scholarship application form and FAQ files are attached for your convenience. More information and updates about CESASC and the Scholarship can be found at www.cesasc.org. All applications should be submitted to scholarship@cesasc.org.
The awardees will be announced at the end of March, 2018. Awardees must attend in person the annual convention events to receive the awards. Awardees are also required to join CESASC as a member, commit themselves to volunteer at CESASC STEM program (e.g., mentoring middle/high school participants of STEM essay contest), and help organizing future CESASC events and annual conventions. Regardless of the final results, we encourage all applicants stay involved and participate in future CESASC activities, and be part of CESASC family. |
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SICC - Societa'''' Italiana Caos e Complessita'''' 留言于2018-02-18 06:35:34 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network（2018 No.3） |
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NDES 2018 Nonlinear Dynamics of Electronic Systems 11/06/2018 - 13/06/2018
Library and Pinacotheca Zelantea, Acireale (Catania, ITALY)
http://www.dees.unict.it/lfortuna/ndes2018/
The 26th Nonlinear Dynamics of Electronic Systems conference will be held in Acireale, a baroque town nearby Catania, 11-13 June 2018. The NDES 2018 main theme is: "Nonlinear technologies for network and distributed systems control". Theconference will consist of plenary and parallel sessions providing the most recent results in nonlinear dynamics of circuits and systems highlighting their interdisciplinary applications. Submission of paper is still open.
Scientific Programme - Confirmed keynote speakers：
Stefano Boccaletti - "Explosive synchronization in networked systems"
Maide Bucolo - "Microfluidic networks"
Thomas Carroll - "Chaotic Basis Function Communication"
Mario Di Bernardo - "Distributed control and optimization of complex network systems"
Jürgen Kurths - "Predictability of Extreme Climate Events via a Complex Network Approach"
Cristina Masoller - "Experimental study and control of optical pulses emitted by semiconductor lasers with feedback"
Antonino Mondello - "Memory architectures with cryptographic features on board to support a secure system"
Louis M. Pecora - "Dealing with Cluster Synchronization in undirected networks"
Michael Rosenblum - "Inverse problem in oscillatory networks"
Nikolai Rulkov - "Distributed network simulations of discrete-time spiking neurons"
Hai-Peng Ren
Ruedi Stoop - "New results from the sensor human brain project alternative"
Ronald Tetzlaff - "Ubiquitous Fading Memory in Memristor Devices?"
Venue
The conference will be held in the Library and Pinacotheca of the "Accademia di Scienze, Lettere e Belle Arti degli Zelanti e dei Dafnici" of Acireale, one of the European most ancient Academies, founded in 1671. The Library and Pinacotheca "Zelantea" houses a collection of ancient archaeological manufacts, scrolls and manuscripts and a relevant section of paintings and fine arts. The Conference Venue is in the historical centre of Acireale, at walking distance (550 mt.) from the Grande Albergo Maugeri.
Web http://www.sicc-it.org |
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