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dushu  留言于2017-12-03 08:23:11 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2017 No.31) |
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逆向思维
1 一土豪，每次出门都担心家中被盗，想买只狼狗栓门前护院，但又不想雇人喂狗浪费银两。苦思良久后终得一法：每次出门前把wifi修改成无密码，然后放心出门。每次回来都能看到十几个人捧着手机蹲在自家门口，从此无忧。护院，不一定买狗，互联网时代，处处都要打破传统思维。
2 某人入室盗窃，刚进屋，女主人回来了，他躲到床下，还是被发现，遂爆力抗拒抓捕出逃，被抓。该情形依法应定入室抢劫，至少判十年。后来找到一个学法律的，分别给他讲了盗窃罪、抢劫罪、强 奸罪的定罪及量刑，结果他改了口供，称当时入室是想强奸，最后以强 奸未遂，初审判了三年，因为强 奸罪与入不入室无关。再后来这小子又找到某刑法博士，博士告诉他，你应该这样讲，当你想强 奸时，发现该女奇丑无比，便逃跑，最后就可以被认定强 奸中止，因无损害后果，就可能免于刑事处罚。再后来他找了一个刑法学博士后，博士后教他这样说：他看上了这家男主人，想强 暴他，没想到女主人先回来了。因为刑法没有规定强 奸男人属于犯罪，这小子二审被无罪释放了。知识改变命运——流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化！
3 真生气！刚才老娘误加入一个博士群里
有人提问：一滴水从很高很高的地方自由落体下来，砸到人会不会砸伤? 或砸死 ？ 群里一下就热闹起来，各种公式，各种假设，各种阻力，重力，加速度的计算，足足讨论了近一个小时 。这时我默默问了一句：你们没有淋过雨吗 ？群里突然死一般的寂静......然后，然后老娘就被踢出群了 。有文化真可怕！
知识可以给你带来更多思考方式，但是经验可以让你更快的解决问题。
4 高考那年，我考了200分，而妈妈朋友的孩子考了680分，那个孩子去了重点大学，而我只能去打工。九年后，那孩子的妈妈向我和妈妈炫耀他儿子又应聘了一个月薪过万的项目经理……
而我，却在想：该不该聘用他。——献给所有成绩不好的孩子们：你，可以不读大学！但你，绝对不可以不拼搏！
5 一个妻子想让她的丈夫早回家，于是规定：晚于11点回家就锁门。第一周奏效，第二周丈夫又晚归，妻子按制度把门锁了，于是丈夫干脆不回家了。 妻子郁闷，后经高人指点，修改规定：23点前不回家，我就开着门睡觉。丈夫大惊，从此准时回家。可见制度的精髓不在于强制，而在于对被执行者利益的拉动
6 老和尚问小和尚：“如果你前进一步是死、后退一步则亡，你该怎么办？”小和尚毫不犹豫地说：“我往旁边去。”遭遇两难困境时换个角度思考，也许就会明白：路的旁边还有路。
7 男：老板，你这儿洗澡多少钱？
店老板：男浴池10元，女浴池100元
男：你抢钱啊...…
店老板：你想去男浴池还是女浴池？
男：……果断交了100块。
进去女浴池一看，全是男的
浴池里的兄弟：……尼玛，又来一男的！
营销从来不是靠低价，关键是引导客户需求。 |
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guide 留言于2017-12-03 04:14:31 |
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评论：美国众院税改议案：个税降为五档 企业税一次性降至20% - 华人房奴慌了 |
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刚刚，特朗普“减税方案”获得通过！
北京时间12月2日下午3点左右，特朗普的税改方案获得了美国参议院的通过。这是特朗普执政将近一年来，获得的第一个重大胜利。 此次税改方案在参议院获得了51票赞成和49票反对。特朗普所在的共和党在参议院拥有52个席位，而48名民主党参议院全部投了反对票。这意味着有一名共和党员投了反对票。
11月16日，美国众议院已经以227票对205票通过了税改法案。所以，今天特朗普在参议院获得胜利是决定性的。接下来，是解决众议院通过的版本和参议院版本的差异问题（比如减税的开始时间）。如果不出意外，特朗普有可能在元旦之前签署减税法案。根据特朗普的减税方案，未来10年将减免税收大约1.4万亿美元，对美国经济将产生显著的刺激作用。特朗普希望，通过减税做大经济蛋糕，最终解决赤字过大的问题，这能否实现尚有待观察。
这是美国31年来最大规模的税制改革，公司所得税将从35%下调至20%，税改还鼓励美国公司把海外利润带回美国；在为中产阶级减负方面，个税标准扣除额几乎翻倍。个税从七档减至四档，分别为12%、25%、35%和39.6%。特朗普的减税方案若能及时实施，将对经济产生刺激作用。估计2018年美联储加息的次数将增加到四次。
减税将带来全球性的影响，主要经济体为了应对美国的竞争，会普遍降低企业所得税、个人所得税，中国也不例外。此前中国财政部长肖捷已经多次提到过“税制的国际竞争力”的问题。减税的实施，将增加美联储加息的次数，这也将影响各国银行的决策。比如中国央行在明年下半年“被动加息”可能性将增加，而加息对中国楼市、股市将构成利空。
值得注意的是，特朗普还准备废除遗产税。美国的这个举措，可能对全球遗产税产生深远的影响。为了保持竞争力，主要国家未来将纷纷废除遗产税，或者降低税率。中国推出遗产税的可能性，将大大降低。总之，特朗普减税方案的通过，对于中国的实体经济构成利好，对于楼市、股市构成轻微的利空，这将让中国“控制货币总量”的政策获得延续。
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USC U.S.-China Institute 留言于2017-12-01 07:25:56 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2017 No.31) |
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China: Finding Solutions
"Finding Solutions" will focus on the work of individuals, companies, and NGOs to address some of China’s pressing challenges. We hope you will be able to join this important discussion on April 6.
When: April 6, 2018 8:00am to 5:00pm
Where: USC Campus, Tutor Campus Center, Grand Ballroom
China, not unlike the United States, confronts enormous challenges. These include deadly environmental degradation, a rapidly aging population, a skills mismatch between what graduates can do and what employers seek, widespread official corruption and low social trust, regional and intraregional inequality, and low labor and capital productivity.
Often conferences merely document such problems without exploring in concrete terms what businesses, non-profit organizations, and government agencies are doing to address them. Our China: Finding Solutions conference won’t minimize the size and complexity of such problems, but it will highlight how individuals and institutions are battling them. Our panelists will include distinguished scholars, entrepreneurs, organization leaders, and officials. We invite you to be a part of the discussion.
关于会议
和美国一样，中国也面临着方方面面的严峻挑战。这些挑战包括：环境严重恶化，老龄人口急剧增长，食品和产品安全，毕业生技能与雇主要求不符，需要增加劳动力和资本的生产力，和地区间及地域内部的不平等。以往的会议大多仅仅是记录这些问题，而并未具体探讨政府、企业和其他非盈利组织为解决这些问题所付出的努力。本次“中国问题：寻找答案”会议将直面中国问题的严重性和复杂性，并着重展现个人和组织正在如何应对这些问题。参会人员包括杰出学者，企业家，非营利组织领导人和政府官员。我们诚邀您参与讨论。
Registration (includes the admission, conference goodies, refreshments, and lunch): http://china.usc.edu/calendar/china-finding-solutions
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USC U.S.-China Institute 留言于2017-12-01 07:09:38 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network (2017 No.31) |
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Please join the USC U.S.-China Institute for a book talk by Scott Tong. His A Village With My Name offers a unique perspective on the dramatic changes in China from the late Qing dynasty to today.
A Village With My Name
Date: Tuesday, December 5, 2017
Time: 4:00-5:30pm
Location: Annenberg School for Communication & Journalism, ASC 204, USC
Free, RSVP here.
About the Book
If you find yourself on the wrong side of history, no one tells yours. A Village with My Name: A Family History of China's Opening to the World is longtime public radio journalist Scott Tong''''s long view of China's links to the West, told through the lives of five people across five generations in his own family. He begins by pursuing the lives of relatives and ancestors whose stories are deliberately left out of the family conversation:
· A father of three, an enemy collaborator in World War II, exiled to a labor camp from which few survive
· An eight year-old girl educated by American missionaries, one of the first Chinese girls to read and run who becomes the accompanist for the Nanjing Glee Club.
· A toddler abandoned during China's civil war, for decades never mentioned by the father who left him behind.
The untold stories and history help fill in an oft-ignored chapter in Chinese history: the contribution of mainlanders who adopted the ideas, music and literature of the outside world. Although A Village with My Name is a personalized, historical telling, it addresses questions people around the world are asking today about globalization, national identity and drawbridges: when a society lurches from open to closed to open, what is the human cost? Why do bad economics happen to good protectionists? Are open trade and borders the historical norm, or the exception?
Copies of the book will be available for purchase and signing.
USC U.S.-China Institute |
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Ohio State Graduate Program 留言于2017-11-29 07:26:49 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network（2017 No.30） |
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Dear Colleague,
The Ohio State Graduate Program in Mathematics is inviting applications to both its doctoral and master''''s degree programs. Please find below information about new degrees and developments that may interesting to your students. More detailed application instructions and specific program information are available at: http://www.math.osu.edu/grad .
Full Stipend & Tuition Support is offered to all incoming graduate students for both the PhD and MMS degrees either through teaching associateships or, for qualified applicants, in the form of university or departmental fellowships without teaching duties. In recent years about 40% of incoming students were admitted with single or multi-year fellowships. Continuing students can apply in later years for one of over 30 semester-long departmental fellowships as well as grant funded research associateships. (On average, more than 30% of our PhD and MMS students are support without teaching duties in a given semester). There is no financial support for MAQRM students.
Traditional Degree Programs
1. DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY (PHD)
2. MASTER OF MATHEMATICAL SCIENCES (MMS)
3. MATHEMATICAL BIOLOGY
4. MATHEMATICS EDUCATORS
5. COMPUTATIONAL SCIENCES
NEW Degree Program
MASTER OF ACTUARIAL AND QUANTITATIVE RISK MANAGEMENT (MAQRM)
For full consideration complete applications should be submitted by December 17th , 2017 .
Admissions to the PhD and MMS programs are expected to continue through all of February and we will maintain wait-lists until the end of admission season. You can download the PDF-file of our Graduate Program Poster or contact us if you would like to have a hard-copy sent to you. Thank you for your help getting this information to mathematics students at your school. Feel free to contact us with any questions at this email address.
Sincerely,
College of Arts and Sciences
231 West 18th Avenue, Columbus, OH 43210
614-292-6274 Office
grad-info@math.osu.edu
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Barack Obama Speech in Shanghai - 11.28 留言于2017-11-28 14:51:59 |
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评论：UPDATE - From The Chinese American Professors and Professionals Network（2017 No.30） |
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Barack Obama Speech in Shanghai - 2017.11.28
Obama
Perfect Resume
The 44th President of the United States
The first african-american President in history of United States
The most popular speaker in the world
The most powerful person in the world
The most influential people in financial sector of the world TOP50 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner
“I am not a president anymore, but I am still very young and I want to do what I enjoy, such as helping others.” Obama will comprehensively interpret the Sino-U.S. relations, world economic development prospects and entrepreneurial social responsibility with his special strategy and international perspective.
AGENDA
A.M.
08:00-09:00 Registration
09:00-09:05 Opening words, present the guest
09:05-09:15 Message from representatives of the organizers, Vice Chairman of GASME
09:15-09:20 Message from representatives of the Co-organizers
Chairman of BUCHANG PHARMA, Chairman of Air business school, Tao Zhao，Well-known economist speech and exchange the experience, Daokui LI
09:20-09:50 Speech from Daokui LI
09:50-10:20 Exchange experiences with entrepreneurs
10:20-10:50 Speech from the Chairman of Juneyao Group, Junhao WANG
10:50-11:30 Speech from the Chairman of Fuyao glassGroup, wangde CAO
11:30-11:40 Speech from the Chairman of Shihua Group, Lanxin JIANG
P.M.
14:00-14:05 Opening words：Launching Ceremony World Manufacturing Conference 2018
14:05-14:20 Speech from Vice governor of Anhui Province, Shuguang ZHANG
14:20-14:40 Speech from the secretary-General of GASME, Fang CAO
14:40-14:45 Launching Ceremony World Manufacturing Conference 2018
14:45-15:00 Speech from the Chairman of Yunduan media co., Ltd, Yunduan FU
15:00-15:30 Speech from the Chairman of AUX Group, Jianjiang ZHENG
15:30-16:00 Speech from the Chairman of Sequoia Capital, Nanpeng SHEN
16:00-16:15 Speech from the Chairman of Guohuang Co., Ltd, Jun CHEN
16:15-16:25 Speech from the Chairman of LCS, Fenglan ZHANG
Speech of Barack Obama
16:25-16:30 Message from The Chairman of GASME, Former German Prime Minister, Christian Wilhelm Walter Wulff
16:30-17:00 Speech from Former president of the United States, Barack Obama
17:00-17:30 Exchange experiences with entrepreneurs
Dinner
18:20-18:25 Opening words, present the guest
18:25-18:30 Message from Christian Wilhelm Walter Wulff
18:35-18:50 Message from the Title Sponsors
18:50-19:00 Message from Barack Obama
19:00-20:30 Show, Dinner, Exchange experiences
HOSTS： ORGANIZER
Global Alliance of SMEs(Consultative Status with UNIDO)
SCALE
2,500 corporate executives from manufacturing, financial services, modern services and real estate.
More information for attending the meeting of European delegation,please contact Paris office
E-mail:jiangbing1965@gmail.com
Tel: +33 6 34 26 23 31 |
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清晨 留言于2017-11-28 14:33:36 |
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评论：有一种人，一辈子都不会老！ |
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世上，许多事情，都是难以把握的；人间，好多人心，都是难以预测的。
想开难，看开难，放弃更难，许多事，并不是想放就能放下，想弃就能弃。
一些事，看开了，却总是不能放下；一些情，明白了，却总是无法放弃；一些人，看清了，却总是不忍离弃。生命中，总有一些事，明明知道是错误的，却一直坚持着；明明清楚是不好的，却一直守护着。说不清的，是人；想不通的，还是人。
什么时候，放下随意，放弃如意，或许，也是一种快乐，一种幸福。 |
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